Giving up on perfect in every way. Kind of like Mary Poppins – but not.

Proof that my brain is fried as I finish up this year: when I read Jo-Lynne’s original post about hosting a carnival of blog recaps, I would have sworn she was doing it on January 31. Next month. I even put it in my fancy schmancy editorial calendar. Because that makes sense.

As you may have guessed, the carnival is today.

Since I’m doing this at the last minute, I am breaking all the rules. I mean, why not? To participate, we’re supposed to post the first sentence of the first post of each month in 2009. I may or may not have included more than one sentence on a few of these . . . and some of my posts included may or may not technically be the first post of the month.

But it’s still fun. And it’s still a recap. So I’m still posting. Enjoy, and let me know if you do any sort of 2009 recap on your blog!

January
Lose weight. Read my Bible more. Floss daily. Resolutions made…resolutions broken. I do it every year.
When I look back at my early 2009 posts, I realize that I made a whole lot of excuses for never meeting any of my yearly goals, also called, ahem, resolutions. I’m happy to say I actually did follow through on a few things this year – look for that recap sometime next week.

February
Yes, I am aware that the Superbowl is actually a football game, and the main attraction is – or at least, is supposed to be – the competition between two teams.
I could not care less (And yes, that’s the right way to say it. Think about it. What does it mean if you say you could care less? Anyway.) about football. But the commercials during the Superbowl? Love.

March (not my first post, because that was a recap of Carnival Week)
I don’t mean to be sacrilegious or even disrespectful.
In this post, I questioned Lent. Yup, the whole thing. No, not really. But I did wonder – out loud and in writing – about the point of giving something up for 40 days. This spring, I imagine some of my feelings and thoughts will be different, and it will be interesting to look back on our conversation in March.

April
Annalyn has been doing things on her own timetable since, well, forever. From the day our tiny premature baby doll ripped out her feeding tube and decided to eat on her own, to the weeks I waited for her to smile, then to roll and finally to crawl, this child of mine has reached each new milestone whenever she darn well felt like it.
For a backwards Works for Me Wednesday, I asked for tips to help Annalyn start walking. Little did I know in April that it would be another four months before she walked at all and several months more of physical therapy before we could put the whole situation behind us.

May (not the first post, because this one is more important)
On Thursday night, I watched a soft rock star cry.
If you asked me how blogging has influenced me most, I would have to say it’s opened my eyes to the world of Compassion and world missions. This post was one of a handful I wrote this year about the amazing work Compassion and, specifically, Compassion bloggers are doing around the world. Amazing and life-changing.

June
We’re all about equity of workload at our house. So when we reached Sunday evening of this busy weekend and Mark said he’d mow the yard, of course my contribution was taking five minutes to empty the dishwasher.
While I started this post joking about the inequity of work at our house, the rest of it was actually a recap of the great weekend we had celebrating our anniversary. We took a day trip to Columbia, ate at a semi-fancy restaurant, watched a semi-terrible movie, and generally remembered what it was like to just be together.

July
“Of course!” “I’d love to!” “Sure, no problem.” “Absolutely, yeah, I’ll do it.” I don’t know how many times I’ve said or written these words, only to realize days, weeks or months later that either I have completely dropped the ball on whatever project I agreed to do or I am overwhelmed with the stress involved in completing said task by its deadline.
I left you for a week in July. But I didn’t leave you alone. Though I was enjoying the crazy humidity of a Florida summer, I shared a few guest posts I’d written for other blogs. This one included the ways I keep myself from getting overwhelmed in the world of social media. Hmmm . . . maybe I should re-read this!

August
Whew. What a weekend! And it’s not really even over, although it will be by the time you read this. As I’m typing, I’m sitting on the floor in the Detroit airport, plugged into the wall, full from my sandwich and Mrs. Field’s cookie, and wearing my shades to cut down on the glare from the big airport windows.
In August, I flew to North Carolina for the SheSpeaks conference. It was soooo much fun! First of all, I love traveling by myself (even though, thanks to Delta and my aversion to early morning rising, I missed my original flight). Second of all – and way more importantly – I met my fellow writers for (in)courage and made some wonderful friends (that I’m now looking forward to seeing at Blissdom!).

September
I really don’t see a whole lot of movies. Now Smitty – she’s the movie buff. And I never fail to shock her by my lack of movie experience. Like when she makes a reference to a classic – say, Goonies or Pulp Fiction or Casablanca – and I hang my head and say, “Ummm . . . yeah . . . I haven’t seen that one either.”
Sometimes I get behind. And in those cases, you get a whole lot of something in one giant post. This was one of those occasions, and I reviewed almost a dozen movies at once.

October
Last year was the first year I had to got to dress up my daughter for Halloween. And in my typical fashion, I spent hours researching and brainstorming and planning and budgeting and dreaming. And in the end, she went as a cat. With no tail. And crooked eyeliner-drawn whiskers.
In October, I began a series of carnivals and giveaways to encourage all of us to give up on perfect holidays. It was a blast, and you can just mark your calendars for next year, because we will do it again!

November
Thank you to everyone who participated in Giving Up on a Perfect Halloween! Random.org has spoken, and the winners are . . .
More of the giveaway/carnival stuff. It kind of consumed me and this blog for three months. I think I’ll have to plan better for next year!

December
How does that song go again? It’s the most stressful time of the year?
You know, I have to say: this December was not actually as stressful as others have been. And I like that.

Although . . . it doesn’t explain why my brain was fried enough to think a blog recap would take place a month from now.

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I think I’ve got the Glee shakes…

I wasn’t quite sure what to do with myself last night. It was Wednesday, so I should have been camped out on my couch, hands hovering over my keyboard and remote by my side.

It should have been a Glee Night.

For the past few months, see, I’ve watched Glee every Wednesday night, wide-eyed and half-grinning, holding back stupid tears as I listen to those kids sing crazy good harmonies and trying desperately to catch all the funny one-liners for the episode recaps I write for Blissfully Domestic.

It’s impossible, you know. Catching every funny line, that is. There are just too many.

Every week, I’ve sat on my couch, armed with my remote and my laptop, determined to capture the best of Fox’s high school musical show (not to be confused with that other high school musical business on Disney).

But now? Now we have to wait FOUR MONTHS for a new episode. Glee won’t return until April.

And that bums me out.

How about you? Did you watch Glee this fall? Did you like it? What’s your favorite song? Which characters do you like the most? And how sad are you to take a four-month hiatus?!

If you haven’t gotten into Glee yet, here are a few of my favorite quotes from this season:

  • They’re going to throw fruit at us, and I just had a facial.
  • I’m on my feet four hours a day, three days a week here! Do you see what I have to deal with?
  • What’s wrong with me is that you’re freakishly tall. I feel like a woodland creature!
  • When I get stressed, I work out. You can probably tell.
  • Rachel makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing.
  • We’re dealing with children. They need to be terrified. It’s like mother’s milk to them. Without it, their bones won’t grow.
  • I know I’m not like the rest of you hippies, caring about the kids’ feelings as if they’re real.
  • It’s what I had leftover from my pool cleaning money . . . after I bought dip and numchucks.
  • I’m gonna say this as nicely as possible, but you look like a sad, clown hooker.
  • My baby bump isn’t that bad. It just looks like I had a big lunch.
  • Sometimes being special sucks.

And just to help you make it through any Glee withdrawal during the long, bleak winter, you can read my recaps on Blissfully Domestic (which includes more quotes and a list of songs performed), you can buy volume one and volume two of the Glee soundtracks, and as of this week, you can get the first half of the season on DVD!

[Disclaimer: Yes, if you happen to use any of your Christmas money to purchase these items through these particular links, I will earn a teeny, tiny commission. Maybe even enough to pay for my next giveaway.]

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Watch out for that snowman!

This month, Annalyn has come up with some of the cutest toddler-isms. From singing “Jingle Bees” (Jingle Bells) to insisting that Santa Claus’s sleigh is pulled by donkeys, she certainly has her own spin on the season.

On Saturday, we had plans to visit with friends who were in town. Since we hadn’t seen them in a year, we weren’t about to let a little thing like A FOOT OF SNOW get in our way.

As we pushed our SUV-wannabe car up the very steep hill to our friends’ parents’ house, skidding and sliding, I said to Annalyn, “We’re stuck on the snow!”

To which she replied, “Yeah. Stuck on the snowman.”

Somehow, that little phrase morphed in her little head until, later that day on the way to my brother-in-law’s house, Annalyn told Mark: “Snowman gonna get us.”

Mark said, “Oh yeah? What are you going to do if the snowman gets us?”

“Knock it down!”

She had it all figured out, I guess. Just like she figured out that the Fisher Price Laugh ‘N Learn Playhouse she got from Santa Claus is actually Mickey Mouse’s Clubhouse!

Considering that, Santa found her Playhouse on Craig’s List and should such a thing as Mickey’s Clubhouse actually exist, I’m quite confident Santa couldn’t actually afford it, I’m not about to tell her she’s wrong.

Have your kids (or students or nieces and nephews or, well, you get the point) come up with any holiday-isms?

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A big day

Today is Mark’s birthday. Unfortunately, it’s also a Tuesday, which means it’s a work day. But I made him an apple cake last night, and we’ll probably go out to lunch before he drops Annalyn off at the babysitter.

Edited to add: I did not, in fact, make the cake last night. But I did, for the record, get up this morning and make his favorite breakfast (biscuits and gravy)!

And then, of course, we have two family holiday celebrations this weekend that we can pretend are being held partly in his honor.

Most importantly is an Office-themed birthday card and bacon-themed birthday present. Believe me, even if that isn’t your cup of tea, he will love them!

With two December birthdays, we never quite celebrate the big days (mine or his) like we want to. But it’s not until after at least one of our birthdays that we think, “Oh  yeah! We should start celebrating our half birthdays instead!”

Well, maybe next year. For now – Happy birthday, Mark!!

How do you like to celebrate your birthday? And what do you do when your birthday falls on a *shudder* work day?

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But wait! There’s more!

Isn’t it funny how long it takes to wrap presents – fold the paper just so and tie the ribbon just right – compared to how long it takes our friends and family to rip them open?

Christmas is over, but our family isn’t quite finished celebrating. Even though Mark and I both have to work four days this week, we have a week full of holidays left. Tomorrow is Mark’s birthday, my immediate (parents, brother and sister-in-law) family’s Christmas is on Friday, and my mom’s side of the family (aunt, uncle, cousins and lots of kids) will get together on Saturday.

In other words, the party isn’t over yet.

And so, I can’t promise regular posting this week. But I do promise to be back in full force next Monday, ready to kick of 2010 with lots of resolutions, movie reviews, celebrity lookalikes, parenting stories and easy-to-master recipes.

Until then, I hope you’ll share with us in the comments how your Christmas was and what your year-end plans are!

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