Saturday Review: business cards

Since you all asked (well, two of you asked), here are my new bloggy business cards. I ordered them from FedEx online (formerly known as Kinko’s), and even though the site said I’d receive them in seven business days, I got them early on Friday.

I don’t love them, to be honest. The paper is not that great, and the size seems off. The design is pretty straightforward – the same image from my blog header, my name, e-mail address, blog address and Twitter address.

The smallest amount I could order was 250. I told Mark that I sure didn’t need that many. He kindly said, “I don’t know. I’m sure all those big bloggers gave away a lot of cards when they were starting.”

So optimistic, that husband of mine.

Have a good weekend! I’m off to finish cleaning the house for my party!

Welcome to the Party!

Oldies music makes me smile . . . and throw jazz hands in the air. I think it has something to do with three years in show choir and a director who loved the oldies.

And the smokes. That man could hardly manage a 30-minute bus trip to competition without going into withdrawal. But I suppose that’s another story.

Today, Robin and Jo-Lynne are hosting a Blog Hop for all of us folks not going to BlogHer, that little blogger get-together happening this week.

Aside from wondering if I’ll ever find another occasion to wear a poodle skirt, thinking about a Blog Hop just brings to mind fun tunes from the 1950s.

And Grease. And . . . milkshakes.

Speaking of movies made in 1978 (that would be Grease, please keep up), I am really busy this week. See, it’s a big birthday year for me and for a lot of my friends. And because several of us have found it difficult to clear our calendars to celebrate each of these big days, Smitty and I decided to throw one big party for all of us.

I won’t go into details about all the many things I have to do between now and Friday evening. I won’t bore you with squeals of how excited I am to see all my old (but not that old!) friends. And I won’t whine about how I’m a little tiny bit nervous about mixing my high school friends with my college friends.

Nope. I’m just going to say to anyone and everyone who stops by today – Welcome! and Hello!

Robin had some advice for the Blog Hop, and she warned against being too wordy or linking to a dozen of our favorite posts. I mean, you all have a lot of blogs to check out today!

But I can’t help it. Just in case today’s visitors want to learn more about me and just in case my wonderful readers want to relive the good times, here are my links. My rule-breaking (sorry, Robin!) links about very important topics.

And, oh yeah, I like to share pics of my cute kiddo. Exhibit A:

Have a great day, friends. And don’t forget to hop on over to Robin’s place for the party! (And I just found another party – check out the Happy Blognerd Bash, too!)

Is that even a word?

Look how excited I was to get a desk for Christmas.
The better to play school with, of course!

I am such a nerd. And I’m okay with that. After all, if I wasn’t the proud owner of no less than four AP Stylebooks, who would my friend Kevin call when he has a grammar emergency?

Last night, for example, he called wondering how exactly to write about a range of numbers and if AP had finally changed their ruling on capital-w Web site.

[For the three of you who are wondering, numbers are still written as words when under 10 and written as numerals when 10 or higher. And AP stands firm on the hideous W.]

Lately I’ve been proofreading a lot more projects at work, so I’ve been spending even more time with my trusty AP guide. And I’ve noticed – sadly, for the first time – that my dictionary of choice should be Merriam-Webster’s.

Since my copy of Webster’s was given to me as a high school graduation gift, I’ve been using the online version for the most up-to-date pronunciations, spellings and definitions.

Little did I know just how updated the dictionary was. Until I found the list of new words, that is.

For example, “sock puppet” was added to the dictionary in 1959. But it’s on the list of New Words in 2009. Apparently this year enlarged our understanding of the puppet made of sock, though. Because a second definition has been added.

Did you know a sock puppet is also a false online identity used for deceptive purposes? I had no idea.

Not surprisingly, making the list are media favorites staycation, carbon footprint and reggaeton. Just kidding. I am not accusing the media of bringing us reggaeton, an apparently popular kind of music from Puerto Rico that “combines rap with Caribbean rhythms.”

And I’m sure you won’t be shocked to know that webisode, vlog and frenemy are now accepted parts of the English language.

But waterboarding? Did we need to resurrect that one? Weird.

So, there you have it, folks. Further proof of my nerdiness. For more, check out these oldies but goodies. Good stuff there.

Heard any new words lately?

You say I’m crazy. I got your crazy.

Next weekend, I’m going to a blogging conference called She Speaks. Technically it’s a conference for women called to write and speak in ministry, but they’ve added a blogging track. And since those are the classes I’ll take, I’m calling it a blogging conference.

I. Am. So. Excited.

On the other hand, as I sit here at my computer, I’m wondering why I ever signed up to go in the first place. I feel so inadequate and small, and the view from my couch doesn’t help. I see blocks scattered on the floor, laundry stacked in a basket, books laying next to the bookshelf and dishes on the dining room table.

Going online to read my favorite blogs makes it even worse. Some sick, sad part of me is compelled to check my stats over and over; and then, even worse, compare them to the subscriber numbers I can see in Google Reader for other blogs.

I can’t compete. They’re cool; I’m not. They’re thin; I’m not. They have four perfect children; I don’t. They don’t yell at their kids, their houses are clean, their careers are amazing (and they’re younger than me!), they write way better than I do, their hair is prettier than mine, and on and on and on and . . .

Hold the phone. Who let the crazy out? Let’s pull it back in now.

I know I said that the Me, Myself & Lies study is hard, but it’s not been for nothing. I am learning something! Those things that I was letting spin me out of control are not true.

Well, okay, other people’s houses might be cleaner than mine. But who cares?

Because, the fact that I’m going to this conference is a total God thing. I had no idea how I was going to pay for it, and I happened to mention it in passing to my boss. My boss, who is running a company in a struggling industry in a difficult economy; the same one who said the company would pay for it as professional development! That offer came out of nowhere and just about knocked me off my seat! (Wouldn’t that have been good for the career – passing out in the CEO’s office?)

Clearly, I can’t take it lightly that I am going to this event.

After all, I remember what happened in February at Blissdom. When I got all freaked out about how cool and together and smart and funny and WHATEVER everyone else was – and missed out on a lot of fun.

Besides, it turns out that I’m not the only one freaking out a little bit. Somehow, that is so encouraging. Well, their freaking out is a little encouraging (misery loves company or something), but most inspiring is the way these women reframe their thoughts and focus on the good things God has planned for us at this conference.

So there. I’m not going to panic. I’m not going to wear my insecurities to the party. I’m going to pack my cutest outfits, my laptop and my new business cards, and I’m going to connect with blog friends, meet new friends and learn a whole lot about blogging and online ministries.

And I promise, when I get back, I will tell you all about the cool things I’ve learned and new friends I’ve made! Believing in myself and having a darned good time at She Speaks is going to work for me.

[As always, for more Works for Me Wednesday, visit We Are THAT Family.]

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Ten {perfect} little toes.

This week’s contest at I {Heart} Faces is about feet. Pictures of feet, to be specific. Since I’m pretty sure my feet photos aren’t about to win any awards, I’m not competing. But I am going to show you some feet.

Annalyn’s feet, to be specific.

Look at those tiny toes! And those skinny legs! I took this photo in the first month or so after Annalyn came home – probably before we even arrived at her due date (since she was born 7 weeks early).

This photo is actually part of a larger one of my sweet girl sleeping. But there’s just something cute about feet that made me crop this section out.

(Then again, there’s certainly something very cute about a quietly sleeping baby!)

For more feet pictures, check out I {Heart} Faces.

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